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Faffer
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noun
A person
who faffs about uncontrollably.
that
boy
is peeing on the
casket
,
hes
a blimin' faffer!!!
Faffer
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Ed’s wife
June 23, 2022
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Edward
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A
man
who always shows his but
crack
and says actually too much! he thinks he’s
funny
but he’s just bald and needs to lose weight
don
’t
be an
ed
Edward
Edward
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Ed’s wife
January 19, 2020
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