In·ter·net Pa·tho·gen
n.
Anything based on the Internet that could be perceived to be the root cause of an Internet disorder.
n.
Anything based on the Internet that could be perceived to be the root cause of an Internet disorder.
You should try reading books to learn things instead of trying to Google everything; Google is an Internet pathogen and can lead to Google Amnesia.
by Echo Pryce January 15, 2010
In·ter·net dis·or·der,
n.
Any psychological disorder whose root pathological cause lies in exposure to certain aspects of the Internet. These include, but are not limited to:
·Google Amnesia;
·Hyperlink ADD (HADD);
·Forum Schizophrenia; and
·Internet Fuckwad Syndrome (IFS).
Treatment of such disorders may ultimately require the removal of the patient from the Internet - the main vector of Internet Pathogens.
n.
Any psychological disorder whose root pathological cause lies in exposure to certain aspects of the Internet. These include, but are not limited to:
·Google Amnesia;
·Hyperlink ADD (HADD);
·Forum Schizophrenia; and
·Internet Fuckwad Syndrome (IFS).
Treatment of such disorders may ultimately require the removal of the patient from the Internet - the main vector of Internet Pathogens.
My brother has never been the same since he went online; he's being a total douchebag on forums, and can surf Wikipedia for days on end, but have no recollection of where he's been. I should call a doctor; he's suffering from some form of Internet disorder.
by Echo Pryce January 15, 2010