Definitions by Ebullient Gideon

Hemorrhoid

Someone who is attractive at first then becomes very annoying.

Jack: Why did you break up with Susan?
Jim: She's the type of woman who grows on you then becomes a real pain in the ass.
Jack: Ah, a hemorrhoid.

Hemorrhoid by Ebullient Gideon July 1, 2011

Nubby

Not quite horny.

John: Looking forward to your girlfriend getting back from her trip?
Jim: Yeah, I'm getting a little nubby.

Nubby by Ebullient Gideon June 29, 2011

Shovel Ready 

When a man or woman is so needy for a relationship he/she will believe just about any bullshit to convince themselves they've found Mr/Ms Right.

Bill: See that woman at the end of the bar?
Bob: Yeah.
Bill: She is so desparate to have a boyfriend that you can easily bullshit your way into her panties. Go talk to her, she's shovel ready.

Shovel Ready by Ebullient Gideon June 29, 2011

Pixie 

A beautiful, sexy, ebullient, graceful, captivating, petite woman with short hair.

Though she was the smallest of the group of women, her beauty and style made her the most noticeable. A true pixie.

Pixie by Ebullient Gideon June 29, 2011