Ebola M90's definitions

Housharti

When you're pretty sure you've just sharted yourself and your cheeks feel wet, but in reality, they're dry as they'd ever be and your underwear is fresh and clean.

Man 1: "Awww shit I think I just sharted myself! Fuck! I thought it was just a fart!"
Man 2: "Hey, make sure it's not a housharti before you get so worked up!"

by Ebola M90 December 23, 2014