Housharti

When you're pretty sure you've just sharted yourself and your cheeks feel wet, but in reality, they're dry as they'd ever be and your underwear is fresh and clean.

Man 1: "Awww shit I think I just sharted myself! Fuck! I thought it was just a fart!"
Man 2: "Hey, make sure it's not a housharti before you get so worked up!"

by Ebola M90 December 23, 2014

Housemartin

A small rodent who behaves well in public places and is happy to do chores for people less fortunate then him but he is also known throughout the world as a serial domestic abuser

George "He seems too happy, He must be a Housemartin"

by PenguinSlayer April 28, 2011

Hoeshatin

Verb: Drinking alcohol while on the job.
Pronunciation: ho-shat-in

Origin: Derived from a miscommunication involving 'hoes hatin', and repurposed for the above meaning.

Hey Nick, how you feel about some hoeshatin today?

Yeah dude...it's been a rough day.

by Pseudofall July 27, 2011