Housharti

When you're pretty sure you've just sharted yourself and your cheeks feel wet, but in reality, they're dry as they'd ever be and your underwear is fresh and clean.

Man 1: "Awww shit I think I just sharted myself! Fuck! I thought it was just a fart!"
Man 2: "Hey, make sure it's not a housharti before you get so worked up!"

Housharti by Ebola M90 December 23, 2014

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Housemartin

A small rodent who behaves well in public places and is happy to do chores for people less fortunate then him but he is also known throughout the world as a serial domestic abuser

George "He seems too happy, He must be a Housemartin"

Housemartin by PenguinSlayer April 28, 2011

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Housharti • Hoeshatin • Housemartin

Hoeshatin

Verb: Drinking alcohol while on the job.
Pronunciation: ho-shat-in

Origin: Derived from a miscommunication involving 'hoes hatin', and repurposed for the above meaning.

Hey Nick, how you feel about some hoeshatin today?

Yeah dude...it's been a rough day.

Hoeshatin by Pseudofall July 27, 2011

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Grindset

The grindset is a contemporary ideology of self-exploitation disguised as strength, deeply tied to the aesthetics of the “sigma male” and to new digital forms of patriarchy. It promotes the idea that human worth depends on productivity, economic success, absolute emotional control, and the ability to work endlessly, turning vulnerability, rest, community, and tenderness into signs of weakness. Beneath its rhetoric of discipline and power often lies a profound inability to relate healthily to pain, fragility, and human interdependence.

“That’s the grindset, brother. While weak men sleep and complain, sigma males stay disciplined, work in silence, suppress emotions, and build power while everyone else wastes time chasing comfort.”

Grindset by Omega-Male May 22, 2026

Word of the Day on May 23, 2026

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jerb

well known from south park
rednecks get angrry that future folk took there jobs so they yell
They took ouare jerbs!

Them future folk took ouare jerbs!

jerb by Jimberley Kim April 7, 2005

Word of the Day on May 22, 2026

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Cheeks

An Irish phrase meaning shit, derived from ass
(Not to be confused with the literal description of one's buttocks)

"Did you hear the song Aylek$ dropped?"
"Hardly. Her music is absolute cheeks."

"My boyfriend say LaFlame is cheeks."
"Tell your boyfriend I said it's his mixtape that's cheeks."

Cheeks by thecartisan April 26, 2020

Word of the Day on May 21, 2026

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sans sheriff

Lawless use of fonts or typography, with no regard to aesthetics or legibility

I'm putting this CV straight in the bin. Written totally sans sheriff.

sans sheriff by Jamarley July 3, 2019

Word of the Day on May 20, 2026

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