When you're pretty sure you've just sharted yourself and your cheeks feel wet, but in reality, they're dry as they'd ever be and your underwear is fresh and clean.
Man 1: "Awww shit I think I just sharted myself! Fuck! I thought it was just a fart!"
Man 2: "Hey, make sure it's not a housharti before you get so worked up!"
Man 2: "Hey, make sure it's not a housharti before you get so worked up!"
by Ebola M90 December 24, 2014