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Definitions by Eaton Holgoode

Beef Lumps 

Rachel loves to suck my beef lumps.

I love the sound of my beef lumps smacking her ass.
Beef Lumps by Eaton Holgoode June 3, 2018

Hind Gliding 

When a male glides his penis back and forth between the arse cheeks of his partner. Never having anal penetration. But busts a nut from pure booty friction. May be performed lubed or dry.
I’ll be hind gliding Rachel tonight. Going to bust all over the small of her back.
A very large, girthy penis. Well above average. Generally, those classified as having a “horse cock”. Known to induce the gag reflex of the person or persons performing oral gratification and also for pounding the cervix of female partners.
Rachel was choking and slobbering all over my gag bone.

My gag bone was pounding her cervix. She said no body has had a gag bone that can beat her guts like mine.
Gag Bone by Eaton Holgoode June 3, 2018

Yank Job 

A very vigorous hand job. Typically dry, without lube, and rough yanking and tugging on the cock n balls.
That dirty prostitute changes $5 for a yank job.

My uncle cornered me in the trailer and gave me a yank job. He’s got touch hands.
Yank Job by Eaton Holgoode June 3, 2018

Stroke Hole

A slut. A whore. A passed gash. A female that’s nothing more than a walking set of holes to be used for the pleasure of others.
Rachel is a stroke hole. I can’t tell you how many dudes she’s been with. It has to be in the hundreds.

I picked up a street whore last night. I needed a stroke hole and for $10 it got the job done.

Gash Rag 

A napkin or rag possessed by a street walking prostitute to wipe up semen from her gash in between multiple sexual encounters.
This bus stop is riddled with gash rags. It must have been a busy night around here last night.

She left her gash rag on the floor board of my car.
Gash Rag by Eaton Holgoode June 3, 2018

Jolly Green Sanchez 

When you give the old lady a good old fashioned Dirty Sanchez and in doing so, her upper lip is also adorned with a few remnant kernels from her previously consumed, savory Jolly Green Giant Corn Niblets.
Rachel is going to have to cut back on her corn consumption prior to anal sex. Otherwise, she can always expect a Jolly Green Sanchez.

I gave that whore a Jolly Green Sanchez. What a dirty slut.