A day of bowel reconning that starts with a dump that feels like you are passing a tennis ball covered in 40 grit sandpaper. By the afternoon and after a spicy Asian lunch at Tropical Thai, you are trotting to the shitter to explosively release a wet, soft, burning, green curried demon from your lower intestine.
Dude do you happen to have any salve or tucks pads? I just had a Pepper Curry Plug and my oring is on fire and I'm pretty sure I got a hanging hemorrhoid as a result.
by Eaton Holgoode March 01, 2017
When a male stimulates a female’s clitoris to orgasm by repeatedly and vigorously tapping it with the penis head.
Sheila squirts in buckets when Roger gives her a tap job.
Although Mary is still a virgin, she will always drop her panties for a tap job.
Although Mary is still a virgin, she will always drop her panties for a tap job.
by Eaton Holgoode December 05, 2017
That’s it. Squeeze my magic tokens. You are in for a load.
I was slapping my magic tokens against her taint before I roped her up deep.
I was slapping my magic tokens against her taint before I roped her up deep.
by Eaton Holgoode June 09, 2018
Caesar said he had to go to the ER for a couple of stiches after passing a brown brutus.
I just passed a brown brutus and it felt like it was coming out sideways.
I just passed a brown brutus and it felt like it was coming out sideways.
by Eaton Holgoode November 28, 2018
A well timed bowel movement generally held as close to the end of one's work shift as possible. Performed to kill off as much of the last half hour of work as possible by defecating and rendering your asshole boss with little recourse.
Gary made it s point each day to take a Squeeze Break. His boss was wise, but there was nothing he could do. You gotta shit, you gotta shit.
by Eaton Holgoode April 22, 2015
Unfortunately, I was watching CSPAN all day. What a waste of time. Nothing more than Political Ass Vomit.
by Eaton Holgoode September 30, 2015
My fingers hurt from working my diddle skin last night.
Rachel’s diddle skin is like a nub when she’s engorged.
Rachel’s diddle skin is like a nub when she’s engorged.
by Eaton Holgoode January 25, 2018