Eaton Holgoode's definitions

Knotted Up

To be unable to defecate due to being in a constipated state of existence. Suffering from severe constipation.

Roger was late to work because he spent too long on the toilet trying to heave a turd but it never released and he remained knotted up through the day.

by Eaton Holgoode January 5, 2016

Farmer's Nail

Farmer's Nail is to have one or more dirty finger nails and the dirt appears to be typical garden variety "dirt" or potting soil under the nails. However, Farmer's Nail is not regular dirt or soil but is actually feces which is accumulated under one or more finger nails as a direct result of either intentional fingering of a dirty shit plugged anus during a sexual act or from having one or more fingers slip through the toilet paper while wiping one's ass and getting ass dirt or fecal matter under the nails. Having Farmer's Nail does not mean that one did not wash their hands after an anal fingering or after slippage during a wipe job, just that one did not clean the feces from under their nails at the time of the wash job as they may not have known it was present. In most, but not all instances of Farmer's Nail, it is not left under the nail intentionally and is simply an oversight during the clean up process.

Farmer's Nail is also known as Mechanic's Nail which is more frequently used in the automotive industry.

Carl: Hi Gary. What have you been up to? From the looks of those fingers I would say you have been working in the garden this morning?
Gary: No I have not been in the yard working today. (Looking at nails) Oh No Bro. I had the worst Louisiana Tail Drop earlier this morning and made an absolute mess. I was wiping my sharted ass with both hands and my fingers kept slipping through the wet shat paper. Guess it got under the nails.
Carl: That is some nasty shit brahh! You got the worst case of Farmer's Nail I have ever seen. Go get a toothpick or a nail file and dig that shit out. Nasty.

by Eaton Holgoode April 13, 2014

Jebutante

A jebutante (sounds like debutante) is a young woman of an aristocratic or upper-class family who has reached maturity to perform oral sex but will only take in the penile head aka Jeb End. Not yet ready to deep throat or swallow.

Chrissy is a jebutante.

Jake’s party had a lot of thots and a few jebutantes.

by Eaton Holgoode April 20, 2018

Red Eye Gravy

A colloquial expression for an onset case of explosive diarrhea.

Don't in that bathroom brooooh. That stool has red eye gravy all over. Someone spattered it up good.

by Eaton Holgoode February 28, 2017

Bop the Mouse

Male masturbation or getting a hand job from a partner.

I like to watch porn and bop the mouse.

I needed to nut so asked Rachel if she would bop the mouse.

My uncle asked me if he could bop the mouse.

My stepmom likes to come to my room and bop the mouse.

I like to bop the mouse when I take a shit.

by Eaton Holgoode February 14, 2018

Bean Sprout

The female clit aka lady bean in an engorged state from sexual arousal.

By the time I got home, Kelly had already worked up a bean sprout so I had to hit it good.

by Eaton Holgoode February 24, 2017

Bottomed

To have participated in an anal sex marathon and reaching the point of complete anal annihilation and unable to take anymore D and pounding of the ass.

Roger took a week to recover after his lover bottomed him up good.

Susie's sphincter was tender to the touch after her BBC lover bottomed her and tore that aaa up.

by Eaton Holgoode April 11, 2017