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Schmiek

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Anything smaller than a schlong
Bro, eat my Schmiek!
by Eat my schmiek September 7, 2017
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Schlong

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Anything bigger than a schmiek.
Get that schlong outa here dawg.
by Eat my schmiek September 7, 2017
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