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Skypescraper

A person who buys Skype dial-in numbers from around the to look like an international billionaire. To appear larger than life by having fake phone numbers.
He's such a Skypescraper, he gave me his London telephone number, but he answered at his Fresno apartment.
by Earl Gray Tea Baggs, III October 27, 2009
mugGet the Skypescrapermug.

conspirastory

1. A false or a baseless news story that evokes mass hysteria or promotes a conspiracy.

2. An opinion presented as news with the intention of causing hysteria.
1) The radio talk show host's conspirastory presented excerpts from a paper written by the president during college. The source material came from a parody website. The talk show host maintained that even parody has the basis of truth. So, the story is based on truth.

2) People who lack commonsense will believe a well conceived conspirastory.
by Earl Gray Tea Baggs, III October 27, 2009
mugGet the conspirastorymug.

Alaska Governor

1) A temporary worker. Temp worker. Temp.

2) A person who prefers part time work.

3) A temp worker who makes too many personal calls.

4) A temp worker who fills out job applications while on your time.
That new temp is such an Alaska Governor, we're going to have to call the temp agency and get a new one.
by Earl Gray Tea Baggs, III October 27, 2009
mugGet the Alaska Governormug.

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