Newtwife

To service divorce papers while your wife is in recovery.
Poor Jackie, she got Newtwifed after surgery, but then Marianne became a Newtwive while hes was conducting an extra-marital affair during the Congressional investigation into allegations that Bill Clinton lied under oath about his affair with Monica Lewinsky. When will Callista become a Newtwife? He's had three wives, but his sister can't marry her partner.
by Earl Gray Tea Baggs, III October 28, 2009
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conspirastory

1. A false or a baseless news story that evokes mass hysteria or promotes a conspiracy.

2. An opinion presented as news with the intention of causing hysteria.
1) The radio talk show host's conspirastory presented excerpts from a paper written by the president during college. The source material came from a parody website. The talk show host maintained that even parody has the basis of truth. So, the story is based on truth.

2) People who lack commonsense will believe a well conceived conspirastory.
by Earl Gray Tea Baggs, III October 27, 2009
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Skypescraper

A person who buys Skype dial-in numbers from around the to look like an international billionaire. To appear larger than life by having fake phone numbers.
He's such a Skypescraper, he gave me his London telephone number, but he answered at his Fresno apartment.
by Earl Gray Tea Baggs, III October 27, 2009
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