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Definitions by Earl Gray Tea Baggs, III

Abusing painkillers and preaching morality at the same time.
Man, he's all rushed up and he's advocating life sentences for drug users. What a ditto head case.

Alaska Governor 

1) A temporary worker. Temp worker. Temp.

2) A person who prefers part time work.

3) A temp worker who makes too many personal calls.

4) A temp worker who fills out job applications while on your time.
That new temp is such an Alaska Governor, we're going to have to call the temp agency and get a new one.

Skypescraper 

A person who buys Skype dial-in numbers from around the to look like an international billionaire. To appear larger than life by having fake phone numbers.
He's such a Skypescraper, he gave me his London telephone number, but he answered at his Fresno apartment.