Definitions by ER Nurse

Drunkacidal 

A slang term used by ER medical personnel to describe patients who come to the ER, drunk, stating they want to kill themselves.

Nurse Sally: "Do you think that guy really wants to kill himself?" Nurse Betty: "No, he's just drunkacidal. Let him sleep it off and he won't even remember this in the morning."

Drunkacidal by ER Nurse July 28, 2011

Doucheylicious 

A person who is a complete douche bag, yet remains utterly sexy because of a visually pleasing physique.

That doctor is being a total douche! True, but his amazing abs make him doucheylicious

Doucheylicious by ER Nurse July 24, 2011

Desert Shower 

Having intense sexual relations, outdoors, during an Arizona monsoon.

You look fresh this morning, what did you do last night?" "My boyfriend and I went out in the rain and took a Desert Shower.

Desert Shower by ER Nurse July 24, 2011