ER Nurse's definitions

Desert Shower

Having intense sexual relations, outdoors, during an Arizona monsoon.

You look fresh this morning, what did you do last night?" "My boyfriend and I went out in the rain and took a Desert Shower.

by ER Nurse July 24, 2011

Drunkacidal

A slang term used by ER medical personnel to describe patients who come to the ER, drunk, stating they want to kill themselves.

Nurse Sally: "Do you think that guy really wants to kill himself?" Nurse Betty: "No, he's just drunkacidal. Let him sleep it off and he won't even remember this in the morning."

by ER Nurse July 28, 2011

Doucheylicious

A person who is a complete douche bag, yet remains utterly sexy because of a visually pleasing physique.

That doctor is being a total douche! True, but his amazing abs make him doucheylicious

by ER Nurse July 24, 2011