Jelly of the month club

A gift that keeps on giving for a whole year!!! It’s an affordable bonus for employees when the company has financial issues.

“It’s a one year subscription to the jelly of the month club!!!”

by EG FRESH December 25, 2021

super bowl 55

the game that never became the epic back and forth Brady-Mahomes showdown everyone was hoping for. Brady won his 7th ring, and Tampa Bay's second.

dude did you watch super bowl 55?
yeah
it was kinda bad
yeah

by EG FRESH April 06, 2021

jotsodwl

A word you should read upside down

“read jotsodwl upside down”

*reads upside down*

by EG FRESH May 02, 2021

Sky Kitten

Another name for a cloud.

“Yeah, I like clouds. I call them sky kittens”

by EG FRESH April 05, 2022

Douche and Turd philosophy

The idea that every election is between a giant douche and a turd sandwich. Especially applicable to the United States.

'i believe in the Douche and Turd philosophy"
"What is that?"
"I'm voting between a giant douche and a turd sandwich!"
"That's how it always is!"

by EG FRESH November 14, 2021