Definitions by E Man Groovin

Nymphomercial 

Noun- those late night commercials for phone sex and date lines featuring scantily clad ladies that you have approximately 0.00000001% chance of actually talking to.

"I was so horny last night that I almost called the 900 number on a nymphomercial."

Nymphomercial by E Man Groovin May 19, 2010