Definitions by Dwight Danger Schrute
Guarenshee
The act of guaranteeing something, and I the outcome is not what is guaranteed then the person must shit their pants.
Tom B: I guarenshee that we will beat the Eagles in the Super Bowl.
(5 hours later Tom B was forced to shit his own pants)
(5 hours later Tom B was forced to shit his own pants)
Guarenshee by Dwight Danger Schrute December 3, 2018