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The act of baiting yourself into an alien abduction, pretending to be asleep on the operating table, then gouging a big black eye out with your index finger. Modern Slang

He looked tattered and torn, waking up after a night of garrumphing.

by Dweeb McFrankenwort May 06, 2004

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