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Dustin "Dirty Sanchez" Diamond's definitions
Woof Ticket
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An ugly,
skanky ho
(
sometimes
fat, sometimes not) that was porked in a
temporary
lapse of judgment.
Man I got so drunk
last night
I
punched
that woof ticket
more than
once before I escaped.
by
Dustin "Dirty Sanchez" Diamond
February 14, 2009
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