Benninging

Beginning, but pronounced by a 25 iq human who can't read.
Another option is to use the word when some one is trying to say something but fails multiple times to let them know they sound stupid

1."so I was in that resta-.. restaron-..."
"Benninging"
2."Brian please read the second paragraph for the class"
"In the dawn of time, in the benninging... Beninging....beni... Yeah! In de benninging"