Duke Nukem's definitions

captain planet

Dumbest show ever made. Nobody cares about saving the world anyway.

The power is yours to LOOT and POLLUTE!

by Duke Nukem March 22, 2003

Freezethrower

A kick-ass weapon that freezes your opponent. If they survive, they're health is reduced to 1.

I froze you with my Freezethrower.

by Duke Nukem November 16, 2003

jork

a combination of a jerk and dork. usually used as a counter-insult to "you're a jerk!"

"jerk!" "jork!"

by duke nukem September 28, 2003

massorgy

an orgy involving massages in lieu of sexual favours. usually formed in a line.

that was a fucking hot massorgy last night. call you sometime?

by duke nukem September 28, 2003