Definitions by Duff McGee
Pampered Shit Cavern
A butt slut whose asshole is so gapingly loose that she/he must wear a diaper to contain their anal secretions.
Leigh had to pick up some Pampers at the store because she is a Pampered Shit Cavern and doesn't want to leave stains on everything she sits on.
Pampered Shit Cavern by Duff McGee December 5, 2005
retarded stranger
First off, this term cannot apply to those who are ambidextrous. This is when a stranger is given using the non-prominant hand.
Instead of his normal angry masterbation Joe mixed it up a little bit by giving himself a retarded stranger to pictures of women crying while eating pop-tarts.
retarded stranger by Duff McGee December 4, 2005
seeing-eye dog
While giving yourself a retarded stranger your hand may need a little guidance or extra power. When aid is given by the prominant hand by grabbing the wrist a seeing-eye dog is being preformed.
While Joe was giving himself a retarded stranger his forearm began to cramp and he was forced to do a seeing-eye dog to finish.
seeing-eye dog by Duff McGee December 4, 2005