Definitions by Duece Gordon
Swervy Dick
When urinating and something happens to mess up your aim and you get urine on the walls, curtain, etc.
(Tommy Walks into bathroom)
Tommy: Oh god! Paul, what happened?!? There's urine on the walls!
Paul: Oh, right. Sorry, I had swervy dick when I sneezed.
Tommy: Oh god! Paul, what happened?!? There's urine on the walls!
Paul: Oh, right. Sorry, I had swervy dick when I sneezed.
Swervy Dick by Duece Gordon January 26, 2011