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Shaggy is the ultimate being, his powers cant even be measured. There are many stories and ancient writings about Shaggy and he has gone under many names for example God, Jesus and Allah. Shaggy is the most powerful being in every know and unknown universe and it is said that he accidentally created The Big Bang when he used 0.001% of his power.

Shaggy can kill a god by just thinking about them and if you stand in a 100m radius of him you will disintegrate on a molecular level.
People like Goku, One Punch Man or Waluigi is no match for this absolute UNIT and it's actually pathetic trying to compare them
Shaggy once tried to walk out in public but his powerful aura sent everyone in to a frenzy and his sexy looks made every wanting to have his children, he ended up walking home with 189 pregnant women and 9 pregnant men.
He may not look like much but do not be fooled, he has to take this form or else the entire plane of existence would fall apart.
You can't even think about Shaggy for to long or your brain will melt
The only being that has ever forced Shaggy to use 12% of his power was Matt from Wii sports
Did you pray to god last night?
Fuck yeah I pray to Shaggy every second of my miserable life

I will never forget the day Shaggy walked on set and announced that he had killed another god

I prayed to Shaggy once and the next day my whole neighbourhood turned into gold
by DuckTerrorist January 29, 2019
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