Definitions by Duck Duck Gross

Sloppy Sandbox 

To chew a mouthful of crackers - preferably crispy ones, such as Triscuits - spit them into a woman's vagina and then eat her out.

Bob was so stoned he forgot he was eating crackers when he started to pleasure his wife, and accidentally gave her a Sloppy Sandbox.

Sloppy Sandbox by Duck Duck Gross May 26, 2009

Calcutta Meat Pie 

Giving a rim job to a leper.

In order to forget he had munged his ex, Bob joined the Peace Corp and eventually found himself giving a Calcutta Meat Pie.

Calcutta Meat Pie by Duck Duck Gross May 26, 2009