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Pheven is a 7 ft tall, blue eyed, boogey creature of placid and grounding nature. He can often be found amongst topless leopard ladies and pirates wee into the early morning out in the bush or near wonky town. He is both elusive and free willed yet can be easily manipulated by homemade banana bread.
I pulled a Pheven and didn’t come home to my doof fam, causing lots of mystery and a smidgen of worry.
by Dubkitty March 1, 2020
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