Definitions by Drippy MC

Spatch-bagel

A person who is weird or creepy. This kind of person is usually avoided by the general public.

Girl 1:"Hey why don't you dance with matt?"
Girl 2: "Psh hellna he's such a spatch-bagel. He comments all my pictures on myspace and i barely know him!"

The Spatch-bagel sat at home and played pokemon by himself...all day

Spatch-bagel by Drippy MC August 25, 2008

Ass pasta 

1. poop

2. a noob

"Holy shit i made a big bowl of ass pasta tonight..."

"Lol, get out of here you frickin' ass pasta!"

Ass pasta by Drippy MC August 25, 2008