Drex Johnson's definitions

WRIMDITH

Acronym. Would Rather Insert My Dick In The Hoover..

Phrase often used by gents of integrity when discussing the Drex Rating of a target specimen..

Useful for bar room banter when ladies are present, especially "friends" of the beast are within earshot..

Of course, that means one may be asked to explain what it means..

Jack:- So then, Drex, would you slip it one?

Drex:- Wrimdith..

It's Friend:- What's that mean?

Drex:- Well, Rather Interesting. Most Desirable, I Truly Hope..

It's Friend:- Thats great, she has been after you for ages, I'll go tell her, she will be well chuffed..

Jack:- You're in luck Drex! Go for it!

It:- Hi Drex, Feeling lucky tonight?

Drex:- You look absolutely stunning tonight I have to say, and this kingsized boner I have for you is truly ready for the pleasures of the night.. But first of all, allow me to buy you a drink in the time honoured way of the true gentleman.. Just wait here a moment, I'll have to pop out to the car and get my wallet...

by Drex Johnson October 21, 2011

fish rack

A row of women lined up for Sir's pleasure. Usually found in shandy rags, porn films, or Leicester City's changing rooms..

Very rarely encountered in real life, but I guess if a gent has a deep pocket the haddocks will oblige for the usual fee..

Taxi home and a bag of cheesy chips usually does it, but gents living outside of Wrexham may struggle to find willing victims easily..

Those in the Wrexham area are advised to keep the chip bags for putting over the heads of the specimens in order to "keep wood" while the procedure is being performed..

Richard was training hard on the sea-front throughout the summer season in Rhyl, ready for the Wrexham decathalon later in the year, where legends of the pork sword gather in an attempt to show their moves on the 10 haddock fish rack..

by Drex Johnson September 21, 2011

Grimsby trawler

A rough looking heavy-set dumpy whore who is unlikely to appeal to the average punter. Occasionally seen plodding the beat in red-light areas late on, looking desperate and dejected holding a carrier bag and with her over-sized dugs resting on her cannibal cooking pot sized belly half exposed..

Sir was on tour again last night and the streets were somewhat empty of prime stock.. However, a Grimsby trawler was seen moving slowly down the main drag and Richard wondered what her price might be..

Such an act would surely be considered a charitable deed, but alas, as he returned, his chances of having his bell chewed were negated as she was no longer apparent.. Some other sexual philanthropist had snaffled the beast..

by Drex Johnson October 28, 2019