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A hairstyle made popular by Macklemore that once owned instantaneously changes your name to either Chad, Chazz, Brett, Chet, or Brad. This grouping of names is known as the "Big 5." The hairstyle involves leaving a luxurious mane of hair at the top of your head (preferably gelled upwards and to the left) and getting the sides shaved at a number 2 shave.
"My hairs getting pretty gnarly, Tom."
"Yeah, Doug, it sure is."
"I think I'm going to get Chad's Hair."
Later that night, Doug no longer existed, but Chazz was born.
"Yeah, Doug, it sure is."
"I think I'm going to get Chad's Hair."
Later that night, Doug no longer existed, but Chazz was born.
by Dread Knot Pirate November 24, 2013
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