the act of partaking in something so entirely bad ass, that it could be considered a criminal offense.
Dude1: OMg did you see the news last night?!?!
Dude2: no... whats going on?
Dude1: Steven Segal raped a woman wearing a camouflage bandanna, and a grenade vest, ALL WHILE HOLDING A HUNTING KNIFE BETWEEN HIS TEETH!!
dude2: ...wow, that sounds like a serious case of assault and "badassery"
dude1&dude2: *both share a whimsical laugh at the clever pun*