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Pussy so good dudes go postal over it like it's not even a human but their own special MaleBox they or anyone can mail a package to anytime. They think you just open the slot to the drop box outside and dump it in her just like the postal service drop box. They think they can become her MaleMan and control what goes inside that MaleBox but that's always their demise because Male tampering is dangerous and possibly illegal definitely frowned upon.
The vagina is unfortunately currently mandated and regulated by the federal government since it produces multiple controlled substances the Supreme court has decided to intervene in the voluntary destruction of. This does not however allow any hairy tom dicky to become a male man deserving of a male box because they are feeling disadvantaged.

The Uninvited Solitary Pussyless Office did not hire you to deliver anything anywhere ever. MaleBox's don't exist and neither do MaleMen or their special packages they want to deliver. Go postal on your pillow case full of socks.
by DrRedBush July 21, 2023
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