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A euphemism for a battered, worn out pussy. An extremely blown out vagina. Thick, red, bulbous vaginal lips. A cousin of beef drapes and roast beef curtains. Not the kind of female you want to bring home to meet your parents.
"You see that girl at the club last night?"
"Yeah man, her ham strips were bursting out of her daisy dukes. Freaking gross."
"Yeah man, her ham strips were bursting out of her daisy dukes. Freaking gross."
by Dr. Victor Von Doom April 4, 2013
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This can include cake, pie, cookies, eclairs, donuts or any other sweet treat. There is a deep shame associated with eating toilet cake.
This can include cake, pie, cookies, eclairs, donuts or any other sweet treat. There is a deep shame associated with eating toilet cake.
"Can't believe you caught Bill eating toilet cake."
"I know, bro. Why in the world would someone eat devils food cake in the shitter?"
"I know, bro. Why in the world would someone eat devils food cake in the shitter?"
by Dr. Victor Von Doom April 4, 2013
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