Definitions by Dr. Thomas Jay
stoner
a rock like boner lasting an unussualy long time, caused by smoking weed, more commonly known as a weed boner
stoner by Dr. Thomas Jay February 24, 2009
muffin jamboree
A muffin jamboree is a party or social event where the poon to penis ratio is in a majority favor towards the poon spectrum, in laymens terms the opposite of sausage fest
Billy: I felt real uncomfortable last night
Johny: Why bitch (as he puffs on his cigarette)
Billy: I showed up at this party last night and the cooch to cock ratio was way off balance in favor of the cooch
Johny: Bitch you was at a "muffin jamboree" now quit being a biotch and make me a sandwich!
Johny: Why bitch (as he puffs on his cigarette)
Billy: I showed up at this party last night and the cooch to cock ratio was way off balance in favor of the cooch
Johny: Bitch you was at a "muffin jamboree" now quit being a biotch and make me a sandwich!
muffin jamboree by Dr. Thomas Jay September 19, 2005
muffin tuckets
The folds of skin located betwinx a womens legs, otherwise known as vaginal lips... usualy of abnormal proportions
muffin tuckets by Dr. Thomas Jay September 7, 2005