Definitions by Dr. Thomas Jay

stoner 

a rock like boner lasting an unussualy long time, caused by smoking weed, more commonly known as a weed boner

Mary Magdelin was a whore, so they stonererd her

stoner by Dr. Thomas Jay February 24, 2009

muffin jamboree 

A muffin jamboree is a party or social event where the poon to penis ratio is in a majority favor towards the poon spectrum, in laymens terms the opposite of sausage fest

Billy: I felt real uncomfortable last night
Johny: Why bitch (as he puffs on his cigarette)
Billy: I showed up at this party last night and the cooch to cock ratio was way off balance in favor of the cooch
Johny: Bitch you was at a "muffin jamboree" now quit being a biotch and make me a sandwich!

muffin jamboree by Dr. Thomas Jay September 19, 2005

muffin tuckets

The folds of skin located betwinx a womens legs, otherwise known as vaginal lips... usualy of abnormal proportions

"I jus wanna grab you by the muffin tuckets and OOGA BOOGA!"

muffin tuckets by Dr. Thomas Jay September 7, 2005