Definitions by Dr. Sven
sausage jockey
A gentleman of homosexual persuasion, particularly one who favours the "passive" role during homosexual anal intercourse.
Terry: Did you hear about that hairdresser guy Greg having a threesome with the Hilton sisters?
Barry: No way! I always thought he was a sausage jockey.
Barry: No way! I always thought he was a sausage jockey.
sausage jockey by Dr. Sven June 28, 2006
glasses twat
A somewhat nerdy, often academically gifted person who dislikes physical activity, and also happens to wear spectacles.
Mum: "Benny, why don't you go and join the local chess club?"
Benny: "No way am I going to hang around with those glasses twats."
Benny: "No way am I going to hang around with those glasses twats."
glasses twat by Dr. Sven June 3, 2006
kidney shifter
kidney shifter by Dr. Sven May 27, 2006