2 definitions by Dr. Sheepdog
A chronic medical condition due to extreme sensitivity and being easily offended; also known as butthurt.
Symptoms: Oral diarrhea, constant whining, self-entitlement, sudden urges to scream helplessly at the sky, lack of tolerance, acceptance or equal rights for people with a different opinion, socialistic behavior, unreasonable hatred, denial of facts, twisting the truth, blindness, refusal to listen to logic and thoughts of "if I repeat something enough times, I it will become reality".
Treatment: Apply liberal amounts of Extra Strength Preparation H to the floor, expose your butt, sit on the floor and scoot around like a dog with worms.
Symptoms: Oral diarrhea, constant whining, self-entitlement, sudden urges to scream helplessly at the sky, lack of tolerance, acceptance or equal rights for people with a different opinion, socialistic behavior, unreasonable hatred, denial of facts, twisting the truth, blindness, refusal to listen to logic and thoughts of "if I repeat something enough times, I it will become reality".
Treatment: Apply liberal amounts of Extra Strength Preparation H to the floor, expose your butt, sit on the floor and scoot around like a dog with worms.
What do you mean your rights don't end where my feelings begin? I find it offensive that you'd choose your constitutional rights over my feelings and have your own opinions. OUCH! I'm getting a painful sensation originating from my butt and it's radiating to my feelings. OMG! I have Myrectis Hurtsaloticus Syndrome.
by Dr. Sheepdog January 31, 2020
A public behavioral display of dissatisfaction in result of not getting your way or losing. Known to most mature, logical adults as a temper tantrum. This behavior is typically performed by spoiled toddlers, screaming helplessly at the sky has more recently been recognized in toddler-like adults suffering from Myrectis Hurtsaloticus Syndrome.
WARNING: Screaming helplessly at the sky (individually or in large groups) may cause uncontrollable laughter in reasonable adults and confusion in toddlers.
WARNING: Screaming helplessly at the sky (individually or in large groups) may cause uncontrollable laughter in reasonable adults and confusion in toddlers.
What do you mean Donald Trump won the election? That's impossible because I voted for Hillary! What's an electoral college? He's not my president! I feel so helpless. I know, I'll scream helplessly at the sky until I feel better.
by Dr. Sheepdog February 2, 2020