Definitions by Dr. Serah

hamph 

Derived from 'hrrmph'
A word that is used when one is very angry about something. Usually an exclamation, used alone and not mid-sentence, in other words said out of the blue

1. "Im vewy angry I didnt win first place in the banana eating competition. HAMPH!"

2. (when youre home alone and theres no food to eat) "HAAAAAAAAAAMPH!" *it is allowable and encouraged to draw out the vowel in this word.

hamph by Dr. Serah September 22, 2006