Schloofer

Pronounced: sh/ˈlüf/ ˈfər

Your long lost childhood best pal. Someone that you calls Betty and when they call you they call you Al. Someone that you'd die for but you also have an animalistic urge to rip out their throat and beat them with a chair made of poison ivy. The highest term of enderment. Can also be used as an insult- but only by your schloofer. ( Not to be confused with Klufoor. ) Derives from the word schmulloofer.
Schloofer 1: Goodmorning Schloofer :)

Schloofer 2: quack.
by Dr. Sauve September 24, 2020
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schmulloofer

Someone that schmulloofs
Pronounced: sh loof er
Collin: Sk8 you are a schmulloofer
Sk8: * blows up collin*

Clayton: * laughter*
by Dr. Sauve June 13, 2019
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