Definitions by Dr. Samson Simpson

backeatomy 

A complex procedure intended to adjust and align one’s back to make it feel like new.

After suffering intense back pain, Joey yelled out to the heavens begging for relief, screaming “Lord, if you’re listening, HELP!” He then had an idea to contact his doctor, who suggested he get a backeatomy.

backeatomy by Dr. Samson Simpson January 17, 2025