Definitions by Dr. Salt and Pepper

Gunnering 

A term used if you or a friend is acting gayly to a midget.

Friend: Hey bro why you humping that midget?

Me: Oh I'm just gunnering.

Gunnering by Dr. Salt and Pepper April 29, 2019

Smawn 

Someone who has a microdick and thinks he's good at basketball.

Oh, hey Jim!
Hey Frank, or should I call you Smawn?
Of course Jim!

Smawn by Dr. Salt and Pepper July 25, 2018