Definitions by Dr. Raab

ether bandit 

The name of the person who ethers you and has amazing sex with your ass while you are passed out. Then you wake up the next day with no memory of such an incident.

I woke up with a huge headache and a sore anus. I must've been hit by the Ether Bandit!!!

ether bandit by Dr. Raab November 3, 2008

face lift 

When someone gets their face smashed in a big way.

"Her boyfriend called me a queer, so I gave that motherfucker a face lift."

face lift by Dr. Raab October 29, 2008