3 definitions by Dr. Purple Cock
An unlucky Asian who, because of his/her awkwardness and social defects, has to lower their standards to absolute zero. Everything they touch or have interest for does not reciprocate emotion in the fashion they hope for.
Ben: So how did it go with Rebecca last night?
Ryan: It didn't. Her "surprise" was taking me to the mall to pick out a present for crush. I think I'm just gonna txt Elizabeth and see if she wants to hang out.
Ben: DAMN!!! You're a desperate Asian!!!
Ryan: It didn't. Her "surprise" was taking me to the mall to pick out a present for crush. I think I'm just gonna txt Elizabeth and see if she wants to hang out.
Ben: DAMN!!! You're a desperate Asian!!!
by Dr. Purple Cock February 5, 2014
The product of having extreme hardcore anal sex with someone who has to take a shit. The feces are left mushy and loose often seeping from the anus in a soft milkshake-like form.
Miranda: Are you ok? You're walking a little funny.
Jennifer: Yeah. Billy Bob gave me an ass milkshake last night.
Miranda: OH SHIT!!
Jennifer: Yeah. Billy Bob gave me an ass milkshake last night.
Miranda: OH SHIT!!
by Dr. Purple Cock February 5, 2014
Phyllis: Gurrrl, why yo eyes so messed up?
Brittany: I didn't realize Billy Bob cums so much; it was like a cum hydrant!
Phyllis: Oh! I've made that mistake before.
Brittany: I didn't realize Billy Bob cums so much; it was like a cum hydrant!
Phyllis: Oh! I've made that mistake before.
by Dr. Purple Cock February 5, 2014