Definitions by Dr. Muhu A. Haha

kleptoxaniac 

Someone who under the influence of Xanax will steal anything and everything they can get their hands on including items that already belong to them.

Normally Bob is completely trustworthy unless he's had a Xanax then he becomes a kleptoxaniac I will try to steal anything not nailed down and some things that are!

kleptoxaniac by Dr. Muhu A. Haha July 1, 2022

Zagapeep

Checking how many rolling papers you got left.

"Are we out of papers?" "I will do a zagapeep and let you know."

Zagapeep by Dr. Muhu A. Haha May 15, 2017

Tweoned 

The perfect balance of tweaked and stoned.

Dillon has been smoking weed and methamphetamine all day he is finally reached a state of tweoned.

Tweoned by Dr. Muhu A. Haha May 14, 2017