Definitions by Dr. Miles Solser, P.h.D

Primitive Woodsman

A male, usually homosexual based, that believes he can survive in a heavily wooded area such as forests and mountains. When in actual reality he cannot.

The primitive woodsman believed he could turn ANYTHING into ANYTHING! So he turned a regular dick into an orgasm.

Primitive Woodsman by Dr. Miles Solser, P.h.D July 13, 2016

Primitive Woodsman

A male, usually homosexual based, that believes he can survive in a heavily wooded area such as forests and mountains. When in actual reality he cannot.

The primitive woodsman believed he could turn ANYTHING into ANYTHING! So he turned a regular dick into an orgasm.

Primitive Woodsman by Dr. Miles Solser, P.h.D July 13, 2016