Definitions by Dr. Manuel

Asspactory 

synonymous with "jail"

Bubba and John say they is gonna get married. They met in the Asspactory a while back when Bubba was doin' two years for aggravated sodomy.

Asspactory by Dr. Manuel April 20, 2004

Bumfuddle 

1. to place an object in one's own anus to assert dominance over the object. Often times a coping mechanism

1. John believed that he deserved a better grade than the unsatisfactory grade that he received on his test. So he bumfuddled the test to show it who was boss.

Bumfuddle by Dr. Manuel February 23, 2004