Definitions by Dr. Long Dong Johnson

Shitty Clitty Gang Bang 

A porno movie that really, REALLY needs to be made.

Clerk: "Okay, that's Taint Raiders 6, Barely Legal Chicks With Dicks, Adventures in Extreme Bukkake... will that be all?"

Porn Enthusiast: "umm... throw in Shitty Clitty Gang Bang and I'll be good to go."

Shitty Clitty Gang Bang by Dr. Long Dong Johnson August 17, 2009

Sextreme Makeover: Homo Edition 

The title of Ty Pennington's upcoming gay sex tape.

"Sextreme Makeover: Homo Edition" is gonna piss off a lot of redneck Republicans and ABC executives.

Sextreme Makeover: Homo Edition by Dr. Long Dong Johnson August 17, 2009