Dr. Long Dong Johnson's definitions

Sextreme Makeover: Homo Edition

The title of Ty Pennington's upcoming gay sex tape.

"Sextreme Makeover: Homo Edition" is gonna piss off a lot of redneck Republicans and ABC executives.

by Dr. Long Dong Johnson August 17, 2009

Shitty Clitty Gang Bang

A porno movie that really, REALLY needs to be made.

Clerk: "Okay, that's Taint Raiders 6, Barely Legal Chicks With Dicks, Adventures in Extreme Bukkake... will that be all?"

Porn Enthusiast: "umm... throw in Shitty Clitty Gang Bang and I'll be good to go."

by Dr. Long Dong Johnson August 17, 2009