Definitions by Dr. Lepper
NEAH
Neah, is a confident and a confused combination of no and yeah. So when you really don’t give a fuck what your girlfriend wants to do, and she said do you want to go to CAFE RIO, you just look at her and say “NEAH” The confusion of this meaningful response will garner you a look of disgust as she asks you “ what did you just say?” And the swift simple reply is “NEAH” by DR. LEPPER
Grandmas gonna being working down at the strip club, Johnny. Do you want to go and see her? NEAH!!! Johnny replied. I need to know Johnny? NEAH!!!!!! Well fuck you, johnny. Stop riding the fence on everything. Ok, Dad, then yeah!
NEAH by Dr. Lepper January 8, 2026
MUSTARD COOKIE
When a dog or a feral human leaves a bright yellow mustard colored flat turd on the dirt or pavement of any west coast metropolitan city. Shaped like a disc about the size of your hand with the consistency of pancake mix. It will harden with sunshine and proper cement temperatures.
Bowie is so sick, he keeps laying mustard cookies in the bushes and the hobo keeps spatuala’ing them up and using them as flatbread for his cheese and salami. By Dr. Lepper and co.
MUSTARD COOKIE by Dr. Lepper October 22, 2025
TORTA SUPREME
TORTA SUPREME by DR. LEPPER February 7, 2024
German necktie
A German necktie is a type of figure-four chokehold that encircles the opponent's neck with your legs firmly clenched, then you whip your dick out to show him who is the real BOSS. Dr. Lepper
German necktie by Dr. Lepper January 14, 2021