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One human who thinks the risk of a small penis is worse than being large in order to entice those of the female kind, however, due to over-use of roids, leaves them incapable of performing any sexual act, therefore rendering the whole idea completely pointless.
Paddy is a Juice Monkey, therefore his balls are tiny.
by Dr. Kriacou June 19, 2012
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