Dr. Kriacou's definitions

juice monkey

One human who thinks the risk of a small penis is worse than being large in order to entice those of the female kind, however, due to over-use of roids, leaves them incapable of performing any sexual act, therefore rendering the whole idea completely pointless.

Paddy is a Juice Monkey, therefore his balls are tiny.

by Dr. Kriacou December 18, 2012