Dr. Jennifer Love's definitions

Musical Syndrome

Definition: a common disease, like the flu, that occurs around January to March every year when people in the musical end up completely enamored with each other due to the fact they spend every waking second together...
Symptoms: dating, stalking, drooling, and flirting....
Cure: two months after the musical when you realize that you don't hang out with that person anymore

Jill and Jack never talked before the musical, now they're dating, they obviously have Musical Syndrome.

by Dr. Jennifer Love February 17, 2010