Definitions by Dr. Howeye Metchamudder

Kardashian Crown 

Successfully dating a black athlete from every sport ever created.

Guy 1: Dude, have you seen Kim? She is one hockey player away from the Kardashian Crown.

Guy 2: Impossible... unless she fucks the puck.

Kardashian Crown by Dr. Howeye Metchamudder December 1, 2011