LAMB

LAMB stands for "Like A Monkey Bitch". It's when someone is acting out and doesn't qualify for just the regular "bitch" but rather a "monkey bitch".

Margret really pissed me off and was acting LAMB; I bought her nachos and she decided at that very moment that she didn't like nacho cheese as much as American cheese.

by Dr. Hand July 12, 2023

Truth Cat Ruth

The ultimate truth; when it's so true that it can't be denied, much like our Aunts cat Ruth.

I remember hearing about the robbery from our neighbors; they were telling the truth cat ruth, and luckily I was able to catch that bitch Shangela from their description.

by Dr. Hand January 03, 2022

Weird as a monkey's beard

When something is just too weird, and the only way to describe it is that of a beard attached to a monkeys face.

Can you believe Shangela eats sofa cushions on the reg? That's weird as a monkey's beard!

by Dr. Hand May 22, 2024

Fagcident

When a gay makes a mistake.

OMG, Chili's just liked my insta post, but like why? Oh, I bet it was one of the gays that runs their social media and they just made a fagcident.

by Dr. Hand October 12, 2023

(Pause) Yes (Pause)

When you don't know the answer, but are in sales and the answer is always "Yes".

While Gloria was doing the demo, Synthia asked: "Oh, do you all have two way texting?" Gloria replied "(Pause) Yes (Pause)"

by Dr. Hand June 13, 2023

cray cray monkey bae

1. When shit has gone wild and there is no other way to explain it. 2. The crazy equivalent of a newborn baby monkey.

Shanwdra just jumped off the balcony into a split and then did the moon walk, that bish is cray cray monkey bae.

by Dr. Hand December 19, 2016

CCMB

CCMB is a shortcut for Cray Cray Monkey Bae. It's commonly used on the streets when something absolutely crazy happens.

Holy cat's pajamas! Did you see that CCMB just do a triple backflip and land on a unicycle?

by Dr. Hand October 16, 2017