Definitions by Dr. Hand
Weird as a monkey's beard
When something is just too weird, and the only way to describe it is that of a beard attached to a monkeys face.
Weird as a monkey's beard by Dr. Hand May 22, 2024
Fagcident
OMG, Chili's just liked my insta post, but like why? Oh, I bet it was one of the gays that runs their social media and they just made a fagcident.
LAMB
LAMB stands for "Like A Monkey Bitch". It's when someone is acting out and doesn't qualify for just the regular "bitch" but rather a "monkey bitch".
Margret really pissed me off and was acting LAMB; I bought her nachos and she decided at that very moment that she didn't like nacho cheese as much as American cheese.
(Pause) Yes (Pause)
While Gloria was doing the demo, Synthia asked: "Oh, do you all have two way texting?" Gloria replied "(Pause) Yes (Pause)"
(Pause) Yes (Pause) by Dr. Hand June 12, 2023
Truth Cat Ruth
I remember hearing about the robbery from our neighbors; they were telling the truth cat ruth, and luckily I was able to catch that bitch Shangela from their description.
Truth Cat Ruth by Dr. Hand January 2, 2022
CCMBTTM
This is slang for Cray Cray Monkey Bae To The Max... it's when shit has gone so cray, it's to the MAX... and no, not the restaurant from saved by the bell, but actually MAXIMUM CRAY.
CCMB
CCMB is a shortcut for Cray Cray Monkey Bae. It's commonly used on the streets when something absolutely crazy happens.