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Kool-Aid Konundrum

In formal terms:

"The size of the vehicle in possession of the female owner is inversely proportional to the size of the owner."

Simply put:

"The fatter the bitch,the smaller the bucket that fat ass hoe drives."
Player 1: "My baby mamma whips around town in a Geo Metro."

Player 2 : "That fat bitch?? Damn,ese, what a Kool-Aid Konundrum that is!"
by Dr. Freeze April 15, 2006
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Gilliganism

To define something in its simplest terms after something is explained in a complex form, making the simple person look like a dumbass since everyone understood it the first time.

Origin - Gilligan from Gilligan's Island. He always did this when the Professor explained why something did or did not work
Classic Gilliganism:

Professor: "In order to make this new coconut-based radio function properly, we need an new receiving antenna installed on top of that coconut tree by the lagoon. In order to properly support it, someone will have to be ambidextrous."

Gilligan: "Yeah, and they have to use both hands,too."
by Dr. Freeze July 4, 2009
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Meg Griffin

1.)the daughter and teen protagonist on Family Guy.
i'd do her til the sun rises over pluto.

2.) Any girl who looks fine but has a f-ed up family you have to deal with.
1.) Damn,man, Meg just called Pater a fat bitch!

2.) She's hot and all, but she's a Meg Griffin beacuse her dad is a f-n retard.
by Dr. Freeze April 15, 2006
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poletential

What strip-club owners measure new applicants by. When a girl walks in to a club seeking work, there are certain things she must be able to do in order to be hired. How much she can make the club by doing her thing is known as poletential.
"Now Haley there, she can drop it like it's hot and pick up a dolla bill wit' that snatch. That's poletential,playa. Meg, though,..."
by Dr. Freeze June 18, 2008
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