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Definitions by Dr. Dizzle

coat dwarf 

/ kōt dwôrf/

Noun
a person who is of unusually or abnormally small stature because of a medical condition whilst residing in an outer garment having sleeves and extending below the hips.
Guy 1: Sup dude, you get with that girl last night?
Guy 2: Almost man
Guy 1: No way! I thought it’d be a sure thing. What happened?
Guy 2: We were hooking up in the coat closet when a coat dwarf jumped out at us.
Guy 1: Those coat dwarfs can be a real hassle, not as bad as the 90’s but still.
coat dwarf by Dr. Dizzle July 20, 2018

clinton it 

Denying incriminating facts up until your last breath despite the obviousness of your involvement.
Guy 1: Dam dude, my girl caught me cheating last night. What should I do?
Guy 2: Nah it's cool dude, just clinton it.
clinton it by Dr. Dizzle January 7, 2017
Woman. Sandwich maker. Bringer of beer. Raiser of children.
wom by Dr. Dizzle March 31, 2004