Definitions by Dr. Digbick

penis crumpet 

Penis Crumpet:
When one ejaculates from their erect penis so hard, it shrivels and flattens. This will only occur when overstimulation takes place, after many orgasms.

“I came so hard, now I have a penis crumpet”
“Maybe you should go to a doctor, Jim.”

penis crumpet by Dr. Digbick September 29, 2018