Definitions by Dr. Cool with an H

Lauren

Typically smells like ranch dressing unless you get her on a good day. She will often braid her hair with old potatoes and sniffs peoples buttholes on a whim. Cannot do anything except itch herself and breakout in hives.

Person: Have you seen Lauren!?
Me: No but I can smell her from here

Lauren by Dr. Cool with an H December 11, 2021

Lauren

Typically smells like ranch dressing unless you get her on a good day. She will often braid her hair with old potatoes and sniffs peoples buttholes on a whim. Cannot do anything except itch herself and breakout in hives.

Person: Have you seen Lauren!?
Me: No but I can smell her from here

Lauren by Dr. Cool with an H December 11, 2021