Dr van Truessen's definitions

bum onion

An unfortunate protrusion from the "chocolate starfish" AKA Farmer, Nobby etc. Can be treated with Preparation H, or a similar pharmaceutical product.

"Oooof! These bum onions give me hell when I ride my bicycle": Attributed to J Sheehan 2004

by Dr van Truessen January 27, 2004

Homunculus

Small man living in jar preserved in a jellylike solution, used for occult activities.

I must go down into the cellar to check on the homunculus.

by Dr Van Truessen October 27, 2003

mudma

Sacred deity, maker of all that be fine and most that be smelly - the worshipful initiates of the mudma cult greet each other by means of the arcane and holy "sign of the Y".

Hail to the mudma!

by Dr van Truessen January 27, 2004