Small man living in jar preserved in a jellylike solution, used for occult activities.
I must go down into the cellar to check on the homunculus.
An unfortunate protrusion from the "chocolate starfish" AKA Farmer, Nobby etc. Can be treated with Preparation H, or a similar pharmaceutical product.
"Oooof! These bum onions give me hell when I ride my bicycle": Attributed to J Sheehan 2004